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Bollywood 2011-Ode and kudos

1) No 1 killed Jessica
Worthier title: Femme Pro’fan’ity
Weird quotient: The movie defined Justice in a new sense Just‘Fire’ seemed more apt with Rani’s verbal histrionics and Vidya’s relentless acts.
Memories: The scene in which an about-to-indulge-Rani halts a love maker. Quietus Interruptus J

2) Dhobi Ghaat
Worthier title: Fourplay at the not-so-Tinsel town
Weird Quotient: Looks like they have deleted some words from the saying “dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka”J to make it a title
Memories: Not much except Aamiresque “Thinking man” posture

3) Saat Khoon Maaf
Worthier title: Pyaarabnormal Activity
Weird quotient: It was used freely by the free press to highlight budget 2011L
Memories: Keemat Lal’s (Annu Kapoor) Via agra-esque appetite leading to his doomJ

4) Dum Maro Dum
Worthier title: Cast, Sting, Dope, Rope Blues
Weird Quotient: Did Deepika’s iTem ensure a sequel ? Could have very well included Dev Anand in a scene L
Memories: Goa- “Liqour cheap, women cheaper” promo and the bad man named Biscuta...LolJ

5) F.A.L.T.U
Worthier title: R.O.F.L (the title is open to the sequelJ)
Weird Quotient: It released on Apr 1, Fooly F.A.L.T.U conceptJ
Memories: Google Chand’s efforts in setting up the university

6) Haunted
Worthier title: Bhoot.Rewind.Forward
Weird Quotient: The longest rape in history- 75 years. The movie also reaffirmed faith that every ghost is modelled after horcruxes nowadaysJ
Memories: The vase-blow-actJ; prompting a grim rapist on the loose

7) Ready
Worthier title: Spoiler Alert
Weird quotient: Pants-are new extras, they seem to portray quite a lot of emotions-DhinkaChickaJ
Memories: The good old sms flooding with Jawaan Sheela vs Character Dheela....

8) Shaitan
Worthier Title: None, by far the pick of 2011
Weird quotient: Hummers, Accident, Drugs, Deceit and Kal-ki actress
Memories: Epic rendition of Khoya Khoya Chand and the peppy Hawa Hawaii. Forceful performances by the entire cast.

9) Delhi Belly
Worthier title: Heist meets love meets lust meets Boss, D.K
Weird quotient: The first movie in which an actor has been brave enough to be a ‘cunning linguist’ quitting the ‘master debater’ role :P
Memories: The orange juice wiping solution, the banana peeling via the knife at the table and lots of obsceneties J

10) Murder2
Worthier title: Layman and Blademaniac
Weird quotient: We expected skin, got leather. The movie was weird in a sense that he picked prostitutes and did not do the sexpected needful. Sunny Leone is next and we can expect more/less
memories: The gaping wide mouth in the promos :o

11) Singham
Worthier title: Power.Full
Weird quotient: The movie was Ajay’s biggest hit ! Apparently Chennai Super Kings have sued the Movie’s posters
Memories: The I-got-out-of-a-moving-Scorpio-defying-(mv^2/r) act

12) Bodyguard
worthier title: colosSAL-MAN
Weird quotient: For a change Salman donned a formal attire for most of the movie. Wonder if Sunny Deol would have been a good choice?
memories: The so called twist in the tail, whats, whys and how the F’s are left for the audience to fathom

13) Ra one
worthier title: Quit playing games for our heart
Weird quotient: How do you expect the not so kids to enjoy this ? Even the kids complained that Arjun Rampal, the emotionless vaudeville was actually a Ra-bot L
Memories: The only thing we are not looking forward is a sequel named Ra.ttU

14) Rockstar
Worthier title: Pal, Lung tod
Weird quotient: The movie revolved on the Rockstar’s proclivity to indulge in a kiss and somehow in the end we see that he has fathered. Junglee Jawan, bhak sala
memories: The songs, the million odd facebook obituaries and Ranbir claiming it was his bestest role :P

15) Dirty picture
Worthier title: Picture this, Dirty
Weird quotient: N.D Tiwari, the scandalous octagenarian would have been the perfect one-actor-fitting all against Vidya Baloon...oops
Memories: Blousy.Lousy.Arousy.period

16) Don 2
worthier title: Don’T(wo)
Weird Quotient: How could Duggu be that generous? What happened to Don’s Ducati at the end(How did they move from the bridge) ? Isha, Lara who’s next...........:o
Memories: The car chase, the clichés, the heist.RIP

Home o Sapiens

After a tumultuous journey laden with flight delays and braving the chill - I managed to reach Bhubaneshwar @4 pm. The conveyor belt was he epitome of a sadist, It lingered the obvious in spite of the fact-that a small,packed with a zillion-tears-of-joy face was gazing outside the glass pane.
After the pleasantries exchange..Dad scaled me somewhat and said.."kali salhalu bala katiebu(Son,get an early morn hairdo).Mother, her usual self looked somewhat glum that I did not complement her flab loss, later I obliged.The journey back home was a good hour or so, I wasted no time is flaunting what I did, what the city has become here and crying foul at each traffic stop....In the mean time my father tested me with politics and talking about "knowledge". He gave a mocking chuckle when my reply on being asked about Nirupama Rao's visit to Kerala was.."err..no idea". Mother in the mean time talked about the institute being a 'mass' killer, robbing me of my 2 decades worth of adipose. On reaching home I had a sumptuous lunch with Rohu fry, odia delicacies and Chenna poda-a sweet(translated to burnt cheese).

I slept, I wept and I leapt :)

Flavour of Decay

Gyrating in this mesmerizing lyre,
O elements, I gleefully plunge into the mire.
The shoddy morals taking me closer to the funeral pyre
Even then, the decadence doth not tire,

They say Life is all about a jig and a jug
the broken dream, and the confrontation with the vicious thug,
Fascinating cascades touched, myriad hues swashed in the rug
Endless cerebrations, treachery and clandestine plots over a coffee mug.................

The renegade ..cursed by the Gods

Exploring avenues and pushing for richer pastures
The night walker flew to battle the Sun and the azure,
Rebel he was, he braved the caveat and shook of being demure
Enough of being a lunatic, he said seeming perfectly sure


His mother, in the midst was heard of the plaintive whine,
He consoled, saying he will rule the day and the tall pine
Pruning his plume he ventured after shrieking a line
He rose high,turned a bone and disappeared in the vine


The sun, the sultry scenes were fought with utmost skill
The maverick he was, he thought this was his fill
Little did he know that grave threats loomed large above his bill
He perched on a tree picking up fodder or his meal


Along came a murder of crows,black and cawing
They seemed to get rid of the changeling
Our hero seemed to be flummoxed at this acerbity, this pestering
the little one was gravely swooped upon by the crows, amidst shouts and abusing


somehow braving the odds, he dashed for a high post
The crimson all poured, resembling a gory ghost
he shouted at the heavens, remembered his mother and cried accost
Then fell the brave owl, the little renegade most :(